Beauty and the Beast - Gaston (reprise)

Gaston:
Crazy old Maurice, hmmm?
Crazy old Maurice...
LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking

Lefou:
A dangerous pastime

Gaston:
I know.
But that whacky old coot is Belle's father
And his sanity's only "so-so"
Now the wheels in my head have been turning
Since I looked at that loony, old man
See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle
And right now I'm evolving a plan

If I…

LeFou:
Yes?

Gaston:
Then we…

LeFou:
No! Would she…

Gaston:
Guess!

LeFou:
Now I get it!

Both:
Let's go!
No one plots like Gaston

Gaston:
Takes cheap shots like Gaston

LeFou:
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston

Gaston:
Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful

LeFou:
As down to the depths you descend

Gaston:
I won't even be mildly remorseful

Both:
Just as long as I (you) get what I (you) want in the end

Gaston:
Who has brains like Gaston?

LeFou:
Entertains like Gaston?

Both:
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
And his marriage we soon will be celebrating
My what a guy
Gaston!