Alex Farnham - Russell Brand New Years song

I notice that all things that you guys do
that you don't want do anymore.
And all things that you haven't done
that you want to start doing.
Well, I have my own list.
I wrote a song about it.
Here it goes.
Two, three, four.

This year I know what you want
To better yourself, my dear
How-oooh, How-oooh
I know you put on some pounds in 2010
And you wanna get rid of them
So you're gonna make a resolution
No more candies
No more sweets
No more pastries
No more meats
I'm makin' a salad
I'm vegetarian
That's my resolution
And then...
Stop hurtin' the cows in the field
Stop hurtin' the sheep in the barn
Stop shootin' the chickens on the farm
Stop trappin' the fish in the sea
Can't you see what you're doing to me?
What you're doing to the world
To the animals, to the squirrels
This year I know what you want
To better yourself, my dear
How-oooh
No, I don't want to be a fatty like my daddy
He ate too much crumpets
And he drank too much tea
2011, I remember that Kindle 7
I had a lot of wishes that I didn't make true
I'm sorry, mamma,
Still haven't got myself a real job
I'm still a slob,
Selling corn on the cob
I'm joking
I'm not really selling corn on the cob
Imma movie star
But if you say you're gonna do it
And you keep doing it,
That's what resolution is, right?
I gonna go hang out with Katy Perry
'cause we're married now,
if you didn't know.