Alex Farnham - Bieber vs Beethoven

Alex Bieber:
Look what the cat dragged back from the dead
Man it looks like Chewbacca wiped his ass on your head
I’m the next Michael Jackson, you smell like Bette White
Here’s some aspirin,
you’re catching Bieber fever tonight
Because my voice is incredible and your music is terrible
Who even listens to Classical anyway?
Even Elise wants to do me and now that you’re right next to me,
I can understand why they used a dog
to play you in the movies

Beethoven:
Sit down, son and let me give you a music lesson
Ask Bach, I’ve got more cock than Smith and Wesson Never say never? You’ll never be forgetting
I’ve crafted masterpieces that will last throughout the ages
Your music gets you bitches on your Facebook pages
I’m committing verbal murder in the major third degree
My name is Beethoven mother fucker,
maybe you’ve heard of me
Not the Saint Bernard version, I’m the real OG
You wanna trade blows?
You can’t even hit puberty

Alex Bieber:
I’ve got Kim Kardashian in my bed backstage
When’s the last your time music got anybody laid?
I’ve got a concert in five, so there’s not much time left,
What else can I say?
Your own music made you deaf

Beethoven:
I would smack you,
but in Germany we don’t hit little girls
And I’m glad I’m deaf
so I can’t hear that piece of shit “My World”
There’s a crowd of millions
waiting to hear my symphonies
You wanna be a little white Usher?
Here, show them their seats